[ Room left between ideas of hurling blunt objects, nightly jump scares, and this curious circling around Astarion with the spring-loaded readiness to jump snapping jaws, to surmise it's not his first prowler with malicious intent. To an extent, he'd meant it: some like Fades don't make great conversation partners between the ear-bleeding shrieks, and others are too busy telling him what a piece of shit he is while watching him sleep. Astarion? He's got flair, as threat assessments go. ]
Mm, a good rule of thumb to leave untested. [ The world might be a better place if everyone just started melting into goo (read: not knowing what the invitation rule looks like, pulling from the bag of creative options) at particular invasions of privacy. ]
You know, in all this I'm a little impressed you haven't stopped to ask if you're my type at all.
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[ Room left between ideas of hurling blunt objects, nightly jump scares, and this curious circling around Astarion with the spring-loaded readiness to jump snapping jaws, to surmise it's not his first prowler with malicious intent. To an extent, he'd meant it: some like Fades don't make great conversation partners between the ear-bleeding shrieks, and others are too busy telling him what a piece of shit he is while watching him sleep. Astarion? He's got flair, as threat assessments go. ]
Mm, a good rule of thumb to leave untested. [ The world might be a better place if everyone just started melting into goo (read: not knowing what the invitation rule looks like, pulling from the bag of creative options) at particular invasions of privacy. ]
You know, in all this I'm a little impressed you haven't stopped to ask if you're my type at all.